Now let me tell you WHY one should become a pirate, what's SO GOOD about being a pirate, you ask?
Of course you get to travel around the world, live in your boat and explore beaches,
White, sandy beaches,
Earn gold, and have the time of your life..
You know how they say, walk to the end of a rainbow and you'll find a pot filled with gold? Now that's bullshit. You have to become a pirate if you want some =P
You get to spend some quality time with --fellow pirates.
Now, you must be thinking, what exactly does she mean?
I don't know about you but when I think of a pirate, Johnny Depp comes into the picture.
So what's better than spending some quality time with the oh-so-hawt sexy, Captain Jack? :D
Imagine sailing to the seas, combating, and celebrating your glory with this man, *faints*
Now, that's enough a reason to want to become a pirate =P
As a pirate (and for me, a pirate chick) you get to wear as much eyeliner as you want!!!
No one's gonna stare at you funny anymore, let's all be pirates and bring peace to the world =P